So the other day I went to go see New Moon and I really thought one thing through the entire movie:

Jacob = Hawt.

Bella = Stupid.

Edward = Hairy. (and I dreaded the moment when he would strip his shirt off because I didn't want to see the NASTYNESS.)

and the worst thing of this venture? Me and my best friend got different theater numbers. I got 3, she got 4. So I kinda did my beaner thing and went about asking if they wanted to trade a ticket. ['course, no one said yes....] But magic manna and talking about parkour (because Assassins creed two was still fresh in our minds) somehow got two people to want their money back for twilight. SO my buddy scooted on over and traded with them. End result? we got into the same theater as well as DOZENS of little fangirls who veritably FAINTED at Edwards HORRIBLE chest and retched at Jacob.

Wait, WHAT?!
Jacob was perfectly BARE.
Edward looked like he was trying to grow CROPS in his chest hair.
The greatest thing though?
When his horrible chest came up on the screen a single girl said "ew".
But the way she said it was great.
"~sque-~ ew."
Didn't even finish her fangirl squeal.
Hah.